By definition by kseverny

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Lets start with a quick snack.

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Simply tomatoes.

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Now the next image is one of those occasional “happy accidents” i sometimes like to share.

But not before this.

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Definition.

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By definition.

To define or be defined.

is to happen upon a definate conclusion.

An adequate generalisation

To be held in regard or defiance.

hence definition.

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You with me?.

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Define the feeling you get from this in a single word.

i would say

[Eratic].

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Define this.

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Now your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puvCCNe5L3Q

Episode 3 by kseverny.

kseverny 'tart of the arts'

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Yo.

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Today i give you.

Episode three.

Do you feel the pain.

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A series of attempted musical comedy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLf2kURp43o

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And thanks for the RA award.

Will pass the spotlight in seven days.

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Thanks ichabod.

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http://plainview.wordpress.com/

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And finally.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YokwrLzYHow

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Utter gibberish by kseverny.

kseverny ‘tart of the arts’

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Today i shall begin with a poem.

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Utter gibberish.

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i am the god of the carwash.

The king of the cosmos.

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i am the shakespere of silly

yo, willy nilly.

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i am the eagle up high.

The pie in the sky.

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i am a lord of the noman.

The ladies all say whoa man.

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i am the ace of the pistol.

made of crystal.

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i am the movie tonight.

Crooner of the fight.

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And now a self portrait.

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ME.

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You think thats vain!!!.

Check this one out.

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Pure vanity

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Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

lol

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Ok heres your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH5wbYP5xkQ

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FOOD by kseverny

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kseverny 'tart of the arts'

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Well people.

Do you like fish.?

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Roast kipper.

 

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No?.

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A pudding then.

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Creme brule.

 

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Yes, you’ve guessed it.

A foodie post.

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So there you go.

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And.

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An old video for your amusement.

My link

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VWGGbkqrsk

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Mutuny in green by kseverny.

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Oh hands across the seas.

Stay that idle breeze.

We dont want to freeze.

to death

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Drunkedness expresses

The thinking of the masses.

Eyes behind their glasses.

They chink.

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Morale over the side.

Certainly not hidden.

The captain seeks safety.

The cabin.

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Mutiny.

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Welcome to my ship.

lol

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One or two of you may already know this peice.

But not like this.

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Sunsets

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And now  for your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4D7yXmiWfw

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Random singing ep 2 by kseverny.

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kseverny 'tart of the arts'

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i reckon this needs a post to itself.

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A peice of musical comedy.

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Now a recap of what i showed last time.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLf2kURp43o

Main course by kseverny

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Well people today.

For main course.

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Chicken, mushroom risotto.

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Textures behold,

hearty glow.

Stay your dignity.

Tastebuds go.

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Right hunger satisfied?.

Ok cool.

Please don’t fall asleep.

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i don’t do long posts.

But this one will require three minutes of your time.

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i also write screenplays.

And i’d like you to read this except.

Three minutes, its all i need.

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scene 24

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The cabin door swings open, Micheal and Ross fall out laughing furiously.

Glen looks across at them, he snorts.

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Glen – What are you two up to, eh

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Micheal staggers up and leans on the mast. He gives a drunken look.

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Micheal – Why, have you lot got a problem with it

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Glen looks nervously at Micheal.

Micheal begins to smile.

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Glen - Why, should i have.

Micheal – Good boy, Listen im a bit pissed you know. so i relieve you.

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Micheal holds the bottle out.

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Micheal – Ave a drink boy.

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Ross runs to the railing and throws up.

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Micheal - Thats it lad, let it out. Sniggers

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Micheal composes himself, leans forward and gives him the drink.

Glen drinks the drink.

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Micheal - Thats that gin i was talking about, remenber.

Glen - Oh thats a drink alright!

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Patrick runs up from below, followed by Bob.

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Bob - Oh god, no Laughing.

Micheal - Patty!, come up for a drink?

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Patrick approaches Micheal gripping his shoulder.

Ross staggers over, wiping his mouth

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Ross – Oh my god, i feel ill

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Ross falls down and crawls underneath a bench

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Micheal – Oi what you doing, get up you lazy sod.

Ross - leave me alone.

Micheal – Come on

Ross – No, i’m busy

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Michael huffs and snatches the bottle from Glen.

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Glen – Oi

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Micheal takes a swig and drops the bottle smashing on the deck.

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Micheal – Yeah thats it, who’s ready to go for a swim.

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Micheal vaults over the rail into the sea.

Glen and patrick rush to the rail.

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Patrick – Micheal!.

Micheal – Come on in, its nice and cool.

Glen – Get him out of there before he freezes to death.

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Micheal is laughing and splashing in the water. He begins to sober up and begins to cry.

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Micheal – Teresa, Im sorry, please i need you.

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Patrick jumps over the rail landing in the water nearby.He takes Micheal’s hand.

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Patrick – Come on.

Micheal – Teresa, is that you?

Patrick – No, its me Patrick.

Micheal – Teresa, please tell me thats you

Patrick – Micheal

Micheal – Oh Teresa, why are you here, leave me alone.

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A rope ladder is dropped

Patrick pulls Micheal over towards the ladder.

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if you took the time to read this thankyou.

i understand screenplays can be diffcult  to understand.

But this is as smple as it can be.

Please let me know what you think.

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here is your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kndX3tVxCt8

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Cool or icy by kseverny

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Well after the last post.

i think i owe you one.

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Water droplets.

Water droplets

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This twenty photos later.

What do you sense?.

Let me know.

i feel so cool and relaxed.

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Now this seems to be a photographic post.

So i’ll throw in some.

FOOD.

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Apple tart and raisins

And thats me exhausted.

here is your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjE9z2X4-v4

Arghhhhh by kseverny

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kseverny ‘tart of the arts’

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Sorry, no musical post today.

This is so frustrating.

i’ve burnt myself out creatively.

i don’t know what to give you.

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Well heres a joke.

Argggggggh!!!!

ME.

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i must have something for you.

Let me see.

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how i feel right now.

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Caged creativity

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But with this facial expression.

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Arghhhhhh!!!!

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Well i  just hope i provided you with some amusement at least.

Now i’m going to trash my flat.

have a nice day.

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Wait whats this?.

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A womans face.

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couldn’t leave you with nothing so sat down and opened a mag.

And drew a sketch.

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Now your link.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B2clFsLA3w

Random by kseverny.

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kseverny 'tart of the arts'

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Right.

Today i have something special for you.

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Warning

Burst eardrums and shell shock.

My disclaimer

thankyou.

kseverny

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And also to support

beyondbluestockings

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A limeric.

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When i walked into the kitchen today.

i had to fight my way through the fray.

Warzone it looks like.

i’m smelling te fresh pike.

That they are sending away.

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.Your link today.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B2clFsLA3w

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